lol wat?

bro: hey hey
bro: do you want alcohol? haha
me: lol omgosh
me: why
me: what kind

Even though I'm old enough to buy alcohol and he's not. Haha I'm pretty shameless.

me: i'm going to get you wasted when you come back
bro: haha
bro: what the?!

Why does he sound so surprised? HE just offered ME alcohol, so I was only trying to return the gesture...