you can't make this up

Just when I think the demands of my job could not get any more ridiculous, a gigantic steaming pile gets dropped on us.

According to Boss,

• we will have to travel 6,000 miles for work
• our related travel and housing expenses may not be covered by the company, and
• we will also be working for free.

I waited to hear just ONE redeeming feature of this business trip, but it never came. All I got was, "It'll be a great experience," which I'm sorry to say is not very convincing.

At this rate, my resignation letter practically writes itself. Now it's just a matter of when I should submit it...